Let's talk about PORN. Yes, that four letter word. Oh to the guys who are reading this, if you are a big fan of porn, you might want to reconsider about reading this post cause it is probably going to ruin all your oh-baby-i'm-wanking-to-this-hot-girl-she's-so-hot-I-cum-within-15-seconds.
Some girls find it offensive to see their boyfriends jerking off to some other women (I admit, I'm one of them). I mean, don't you girls see it as cheating too? If your boyfriends truly love you, why should he watch some other girls in action? That same girl 238127563456 other guys jerk off too?
You see, to girls, porn is porn. We don't care if you guys prefer amateur videos, MILFs, schoolgirl videos, hentai.. you name it, the internet has it. Porn is all about super-duper huge breasts (and because of them, I believe many ordinary women feel as though they need huge breasts to impress guys and to satisfy their boyfriends), pumped dicks (and at certain occasions, it looks bigger than the 1 litre ribena bottle which FREAKS THE HELL OUT OF ME. I mean WHOA! I don't want to end up in the hospital cause of a torn tissue in my small intestines. And guys, don't you think because of porn, women assume that the longer the dick is, the more pleasurable it would be? It kinds backfires right), fake moans (come on! FAKE MOANS? Are you kidding me? They moan so loud, its as though they are deaf!), tattoos and piercings at unimaginable places (EWW! imagine if a child sees it and goes 'mummy! why is there a butterfly above your vagina? Did you kill it?' Come on! leave your poor child alone), the 10 inches of make-up (You don't expect your gf to waste half a bottle of her MAC foundation just so that you could go around bragging 'my gf looks like Pam Anderson in bed' and at the end of the day, you'll have to fork out RM150 every week for her to buy a new bottle of foundation! And not forgetting the fake eyelashes) AND the whore heels (WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY THAT 10 inches of heels? Would you want your gf to wear that pair heels to bed only to have you make a visit to IKEA the next day to get a new mattress? Logically, which sane person would wear a pair of heels to bed? Unless that girl goes 'oh baby,we are going to have sex. Wait a moment, let me put on my whore heels. Its sexier!' POTONG STEAM!)
Some of you might disagree with me and say 'Hey, how about home-made videos?' I say, home-made is home-made and shall only be between you and your boyfriend (but then again, a neighbour of mine did tell me once, 'If you are going to have sex, never leave your evidence behind'. If it gets leaked into the Internet, well, just don't come and tell me that I didn't warn you).
To all men reading this, GROW UP! You don't have to jerk off every 4-5 days. Don't you get bored of the same old routine of preparing rolls of tissue/towel, downloading 40GB of pornographic materials, exchanging pornographic materials with your friends, ensuring that nobody could hear you moan/walk in on you while you are jerking off, you get the idea? Of course, making love with your girlfriend is totally different cause you are doing it WITH the person you love so it NEVER gets boring (if it does, it shows how much you truly love her).
Till then, I just potong-ed steam, didn't I?
xoxo, -carmen-
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