Sarcasm

We all go through the many stages in life. The good, the bad, the laughters, the cries. The moment we step into primary school, we were warned by our parents to choose our friends carefully. We were warned of the people we mix with. I believe that the way we were brought up shaped us into being who we are today. 

Now, let's talk about SARCASM. Something that most people find it amusing but in actual fact, it is capable of hurting one's feelings. Once in awhile, sarcasm may spice up a conversation but if used at inappropriate times, I'd rather have someone slit my throat. Say, you are arguing with your significant other, and all you get is sarcasm being thrown at you when you are trying to be serious, when you are acting all matured, apologizing and expecting a matured response. 

Yes, we are hypocrites. I can be a pain in the ass at most times but when I tell you that I am serious, I AM. I'm not going to beat around the bush and make you think if I am talking about you. I don't even know if the actual person is reading this but what the hell:

Galvin Lim Wee Kiat, I tried talking nicely to you, you were acting like a 3 year old child. I know why you are so good at being sarcastic, but I am not going to touch on that issue right now. Dude, GROW UP  okay? You are no longer the guy I once fell in love with. I swear. Maybe it is the distance, maybe it isn't. Maybe it is just pure hatred, maybe Pei San was right about pushing things too fast. Or maybe, we were just using each other as rebounds. You probably think the same about me (about me changing) but there is always two sides to a story and both are at fault. I tried approaching you at my most womanly behaviour but time after time the words uttered by you are worse than drinking a Sperm Shot (it's an alcoholic drink, not what you think it is). I do not know how else to talk to you nicely any more. Just remember, the next time you have a girlfriend, please learn how to speak to her properly and no sarcasm okay? You just don't go around hurting the people you love with your words. Just please make this one promise? Hurting me is okay, I know I'm tough enough to handle it, for now. 

Sperm shot on the left.

Till then, Goodbye!

xoxo, -carmen-