Lying on the bed for 3 straight days, feeling so helpless, isn't exactly the best thing to do in the world. With my squishy always busy with either work, football/futsal or sleep, I had plenty of time doing some thinking.
a) It is easy to make a guy hard. It is hard to make a guy laugh.
To make a guy hard, all you need is a sexy g-string and a pair of whore heels (At times, you don't even need it!). I think its difficult to make a guy laugh because they need to maintain their macho-ness at all times (okay, except during the bedroom activities but to them, "its only between my gf/mistress/wife/hooker and I". Think again, boys! We girls do share our bedroom stories with our other girlfriends).
b) We have the NO and the NO.
When a girl says NO, it means NO. When she says NO, it means YES. NO? NO?
c) Not ALL men think about Sports, Sex and Money.
Oh, I was just kidding. They do in fact think about sports, sex and money.
d) Someone should do a study on the relationship between girls and heels.
I'll take myself as an example. Whenever I'm out shopping, I have a shopping list in my head. But the moment I step into a shoe shop, the list goes ka-poof and there I am paying for that pair of seductive heels. Assuming that two guys were to propose to me at the same time, one with a 5 carat diamond ring and the other with a pair of hot Jimmy Choo's heels, you damn well know which guy I'll instantly marry.
Till then,
xoxo, -carmen-
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