WARNING: This post may be hazardous to your health

I have a boyfriend who complains about the difficulty of understanding girls (I hope he was only referring to me). I have decided to shut him up by making him feel remorseful about what he has posted

The funny thing bout guys is that despite having kissed/hugged/touched/f***ed 18374263 girls/b*tches/whores/sugar mamas, they still struggle when it comes to understanding the V species!

You know what?

1. Men should consider themselves lucky for not having to carry two mountains 24-7 (with the exception of runways). You guys only have 2 ping-pong balls and a branch of a mango tree (size varies) to carry. To make matters worse, the V species have to suffocate their mountains because of (perverted) MEN! Trust me, if not for the existence of such people, I would have long taken out the cups. I need to air mine like how men air theirs by wearing boxers! The majority V species that I know (and also based on my observation) do not even know how to choose the proper cups. You can sometimes see a lump of meat looking at you as though someone has flattened their mountain. THE HORROR!

My conclusion: It is because of men that makes the V species complicated.

2. The V species have their monthly leakages. Pre-monthly leakages are the worst time of the month! They'll be quick-tempered, experience breakouts, bloated tummy, hunger at all times and the list goes on. At this stage, men try their best to be nice to us. They tolerate, take it as it is and prepare themselves for revenge when the V species are in the post-monthly leakage period. And that is when the latter prepare themselves for revenge when they are in the pre-monthly leakage stage. There is never an end to it.

Then, comes the leakage. The V species will feel uncomfortable throughout that 5-7 days. Each time they sit then stand, they have to worry if they have stained their pants. If yes, men will say "EWWW! That's nasty" and the V species will have to face the embarrassment. If no, they continue to worry "Is it time to change it? Should I run to the nearest toilet to check?What if I have stained my La Senza knickers? Did I bring an extra one?"

My conclusion: I do not blame God for making the V species go through the leakages but it is because of men, the V species have to go through so much of hassle. It is because of men, the revenge cycle goes on and on. Why can't you be a man, suck it up and let it go?

I'm not saying that men should not exist. I mean the girls still need 'em to please/toy/satisfy their sexual desires (though they can always have self-induced orgasms) but sharing is caring. Men should learn to be a man. And when I mean "A MAN", I was not referring to "Sit-in-front-of-the-tv-and-expect-your-gf-to-serve-you" or "My-gf-needs-her-dose-of-morning-sex-and-I-shall-do-it-although-I-can't-cum-anymore"

Think about it.

Till then, face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck sleep

xoxo, -carmen-

p/s Owhh yea, my hate mails are flooding in right now at a speed faster than lightning